Aliens in the Family (TV Series)

Meet the Brodys (1996)

Joey Mazzarino: Spit

Quotes 

• Spit : Come on, Bobut, don't be such a garch!

  Snizzy : Mom, he said the G-word!

• Heather Brody : What kind of a name is Spit?

  Cookie Brody : It's an old family name. He was named after my Grandpa Spit.

  Spit : It happens to mean 'handsome warrior.' Do you know what your name means on my planet, Heather? Or should I say, 'Gum Disease?'

• Doug Brody : Cookie, our problems are solved! I got a promotion, a new office, and a big raise!

  Spit : Cool, dad! Kudos on your improbable rise.

• Doug Brody : There's a spot for us at the Sherwood Hills Country Club.

  Heather Brody : Tiffany Kendall's family belongs! I could be friends with her! I can be one of the cool kids! I'll have nothing to worry about for the rest of my life!

  Spit : Except for that meteor that's gonna collide with earth in 20 years.

• Spit : What a dog! What is with you earth girls and all this hair?