Aliens in the Family (TV Series)

Meet the Brodys (1996)

Margaret Trigg: Cookie Brody

Quotes 

• Sally Hagen : What I'm trying to say is I think there's a problem with Bobut. He acts like he's the center of the universe.

  Cookie Brody : Well, Sally... he is.

• Cookie Brody : And we have to be at the high school by 7. Heather's in that synchronized swimming version of Oliver Stone's Nixon.

  Doug Brody : Oh, she's gonna be a great Haldeman!

• Cookie Brody : Sure, being a recombinant DNA scientist was glamorous, but there I was, cloning the cerebral cortex of the Vice Kragna of Eudipita, and then I got a call from the babysitter. I'd missed my daughter's first loose ear!

• Heather Brody : What kind of a name is Spit?

  Cookie Brody : It's an old family name. He was named after my Grandpa Spit.

  Spit : It happens to mean 'handsome warrior.' Do you know what your name means on my planet, Heather? Or should I say, 'Gum Disease?'

• Cookie Brody : Saturday is family day at the zoo, and the kids are dying to see the insect house.

• Cookie Brody : Bobut is the High Supreme Trotenakay Paklatay. He'll grow up to be Emperor of the Nertron Galactic Federation, with power over the planets, the moons, and all living things.