- Tim Foyle: You think it's me? You think I'm trying to get you out of Landry's class because I don't like you?
- Veronica Mars: Wait, you don't like me?
- Veronica Mars: You're going on a date with a married woman.
- Keith Mars: It's not a date. We saw a movie, had a drink, and talked.
- Veronica Mars: Which is a date.
- Veronica Mars: Did you just make a Jane Austin reference? It's official, the end of days are upon us.
- Professor David Winkler: Mr. Fennel. I was under the impression you dropped the class.
- Wallace Fennel: I said I'd think about it.
- Professor David Winkler: You sure this is a smart choice?
- Wallace Fennel: Probably not. But you've seen my standardized test scores. I'm not a particularly smart guy, right?
- Veronica Mars: [Knock knock knock...] Wallace?
- Wallace Fennel: Not here.
- Veronica Mars: And you would be?
- Wallace Fennel: Evil Wallace. And I know Veronica Mars doesn't hang with the evil and morally bankrupt.
- Keith Mars: When did crappy old shirts with stupid stuff on them become cool?
- Veronica Mars: I don't know why I ask you these things.
- Keith Mars: I don't know either frankly.
- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: Why does everyone hate America? Is the rest of the world crazy or just stupid?
- Logan Echolls: It's Mercer. Lamb just arrested him for the rapes on campus. He didn't do it. You have to help.
- Veronica Mars: How do you know he didn't do it?
- Logan Echolls: Cause I was with him the night of the rape this summer.
- Veronica Mars: Where? Doing what?
- Logan Echolls: I can't tell you ok? But you have to trust me. He's innocent.