- Snively Robotnik: It's ready, sir.
- Dr. Robotnik: Start the test, Snively.
- Snively Robotnik: [Snively presses a button on a remote control] Go!
- [the racing robot runs past in a blur of speed]
- Snively Robotnik: [reading a speedometer readout] 500 miles per hour, sir.
- Dr. Robotnik: Oh that's good, very good indeed, considering it was only going *half* speed.
- Dr. Robotnik: Surprise, surprise, hedgehog...
- [Sonic runs up to a pair of SWATbots]
- Sonic: Hey SWATbots! Did anyone ever tell you you're ugly and you dress funny? Let me be the first. You're ugly, and you dress funny!
- Sonic: Hey SWATbots! It's Saturday night, you guys could use a serious bath!
- [Sonic opens a high-pressure water valve, dousing the group of SWATbots]