- Paige Chase: [about Pearce] He just wants the phone for his friend, Yoddle.
- Pearce Chase: Yabba. Yoda doesn't need a phone. He freaking floats!
- Carol Chase: Patton gets growth hormones.
- Patton Chase: You get them off of the Internet. I think I might be growing boobs.
- Pearce Chase: [while talking to himself] Dear Yabba, Parker has finally decided who should get the phone. I'm afraid I have some bad news.
- [pockets the phone for himself]
- Pearce Chase: It was washed away in a terrible storm.