The Smurfs (TV Series)
The Hundredth Smurf (1981)
Alan Oppenheimer: Vanity Smurf
Quotes
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Vanity Smurf : Oh, no! Two broken mirrors in one day. How unlucky can a Smurf get?
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Handy Smurf : Now to hammer the wicket into place and my smurfberry smurfer is done.
Grouchy Smurf : I hate smurfberry smurfers.
[just when Handy is about to hit the nail, Vanity walks by]
Vanity Smurf : [takes the hammer] Excuse me, Handy. I need the hammer.
[Handy slips, crashes into his invention, and a bucket of smurfberries falls on Grouchy and Clumsy]
Clumsy Smurf : Uh, gee, uh, that sure was bad luck.
Grouchy Smurf : I hate bad luck.
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[Vanity starts hammering a piece of unbreakable silver to make his new mirror. The hammering greatly disturbs the other Smurfs and continues into the night]
Vanity Smurf : [to the Smurfs] I'm finished hammering now!
Papa Smurf : [in his bed] Hmph! It's about time.
Smurfette : [yawns in her bed] At last. Now I can get some sleep.
Greedy Smurf : [holds a pie while in bed] Ah, time for a smurficious bedtime snack.
[a terrible screeching sound is heard, causing Greedy to drop his pie on his face. The sound turns out to be Vanity polishing his mirror, which disturbs the other Smurfs again]
Smurfette : Ooh! That's even worse than that terrible hammering!
[Lazy is completely unaffected by the noise and continues sleeping. Vanity continues to polish his mirror until he notices Papa Smurf, Hefty, Smurfette, and several other Smurfs behind him]
Vanity Smurf : Well, I have to polish my mirror, don't I?
Smurfs : NOT UNTIL MORNING!
Hefty Smurf : Or else!