- Carey Martin: Aw, guys, it's still alright if you didn't win the trip to Hawaii. Although, I did always want to go to Hawaii... I want to lie down on the beach, with the sound of the waves crashing... the sun in my face... the wind in my hair...
- [Breaks down crying]
- Carey Martin: Oh, I wanted that trip so bad!
- Cody Martin: Don't worry, little lady. You're getting tears all over my blue suede shoes.
- Zack Martin: Forget it. She's going to be crying all night. We'll never be able to get any sleep.
- [the twins remember their consolation prize]
- Cody Martin: Wait a minute. Didn't we win a free room in this hotel?
- Zack Martin: [mimics the "Risk It All" host] That's right, Cody-cito! You freak!
- Cody Martin: Race you to the front desk!
- [They exit]
- Carey Martin: [begins crying again, then hits the back of her head on the chair] Ow!
- [about the audiences' goofy costumes]
- Jerry Barns: I'd love to take you all home... but you all look like FREAKS!
- London Tipton: Whatcha doing?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [typing a letter] I'm composing an irate letter to Mr Moseby in order to expunge my inner angst and achieve emotional catharsis.
- London Tipton: [looks puzzled, but then says after a pause] Whatcha doing?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [in feigned politeness] Typing.