- Jack Rudolph: My company doesn't have honor? One of my guys spent the day in two different police stations because he came to the defense of a woman who was being verbally and physically abused! He could have been out of it easy if he played the "Support our Troops" card, but he wasn't about to minimize the sacrifice of his brother and his brother's buddies. Simon Styles has prior convictions, but with the Budweiser Clydesdales, you couldn't stop him from making it clear to a judge that this much marijuana was his. This guy? I don't know what the hell he was doing, except trying to convince me that Jordan McDeere has been all over the gossip pages because, when she was twenty-five, she married a fraction of a man. And this man has been telling tales, both true and false, in the hope of selling a book and working the talk shows. Sir, of Jordan McDeere's faults, and there are MANY, lack of honor is not among them. She's killing me with her honor! So, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, you have insulted me, and you have insulted my company, and I think you should take your business to Time-Warner.
- Matt Albie: Let me ask you something: How is my marriage, your marriage, or anyone else's marriage even marginally affected by the gay couple two doors down also getting married? And if it is, how does that become their problem?
- Jack Rudolph: My company doesn't have honor? One of my guys spent the day in two different police stations because he came to the defense of a woman who was being verbally and physically abused! He could have been out of it easy if he played the "Support our Troops" card, but he wasn't about to minimize the sacrifice of his brother and his brother's buddies. Simon Stiles has prior convictions, but with the Budweiser Clydesdales, you couldn't stop him from making it clear to a judge that this much marijuana was his. This guy? I don't know what the hell he was doing, except trying to convince me that Jordan McDeere has been all over the gossip pages because, when she was twenty-five, she married a fraction of a man. And this man has been telling tales, both true and false, in the hope of selling a book and working the talk shows. Sir, of Jordan McDeere's faults, and there are MANY, lack of honor is not among them. She's killing me with her honor! So, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, you have insulted me, and you have insulted my company, and I think you should take your business to Time-Warner.
- Harriet Hayes: You honestly think I'm a homophobe?
- Matt Albie: Yes, yes I do. And you know why? 'cause you are.
- Harriet Hayes: I said the bible says -
- Matt Albie: [sarcastically] Yeah, yeah.
- Harriet Hayes: Don't "yeah, yeah" me! And it seems to me that every Democrat on a ballot answers the same question by talking about civil unions and leaving it up to the states and not wanting to - ...
- Matt Albie: I don't need any reminding that my party is full to brimming with panderers and mediocrity.
- Harriet Hayes: What's wrong with civil unions? And why shouldn't we -
- Matt Albie: 'Cause there's no way to get to the end of that sentence without saying that homosexual love is something less than heterosexual love and watching you trip all over it makes me want to hit you on the head with Liberace.
- Jordan McDeere: [answering the phone] Hello?
- Danny Tripp: It's Danny.
- Jordan McDeere: Danny who?
- Danny Tripp: Danny Tripp!
- Jordan McDeere: I know, I was being dry. Why don't people ever get that?
- Danny Tripp: Well, for one thing...
- Jordan McDeere: And then I was being rhetorical.