Dave Thomas is the K tel announcer selling nothing.
Boris Morris (Harold Ramis) has a violent chess match with Andrea Martin.
There is a very funny SCTV News segment. Floyd keeps yelling at Earl to change his suit. Johnny LaRue tries to save a baby seal. Catherine O'Hara plays gossip columnist Roda Barrett.
Moe Green chiropractor talks about death.
The long sketch is Johnny having a penthouse party with Heraldo Rivera (Flaherty). There is many funny guests like Bobby Bittman tearing up talking about charities and Connie Franklin doing a depressing disco song.
Johnny and Heraldo discuss stepping on people on the way up to success as the credits roll.