The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)
Officer Jay (2007)
Sarah Silverman: Sarah Silverman
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Quotes
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Sarah Silverman : I learned so much today, Doug. I learned that orange cough syrup can make your car fly. And I learned that Laura needs a man in her life to feel good about herself. It's sad. Also I learned, whether you're gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know? Because, at the end of the day they're both gross. But mostly I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years. But that younger black women are prostitutes... Good night?
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Sarah Silverman : [singing] I always wake up with the morning sun/I always take my pills with herbel tea/I always never cry and I've always wondered why/I always have to watch myself when I go pee/I really love my life and I'll also tell you what/if I find a stick I'll shove it in your mama's butt/and pull it out and stick the doodie in her eye/and pull it out and stick the doodie in her eye.
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Sarah Silverman : Burn the White House!
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Sarah Silverman : She punched me for no reason! When I was 12, I used her mascara on my pubes. I wanted to see what they looked like, fuller. It was a compliment!