Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Spit & Eggs (2006)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Veronica Mars : I'm not looking for a pity party.

  Wallace Fennel : That's good, cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.

• Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the Stone Age, 50 keg bacchanalia?

  Veronica Mars : Sounds fun, right?

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my "porn star" tube top.

• Tim Foyle : Did I miss something? Are we working together now? Are we Starsky and Butch?

  Veronica : Cagney and Pasty!

• Veronica Mars : Do your own thing at the party, but if you see a girl who looks out of it, sneak up to her drink, dip the coaster in, see if it turns red. If it does, the drink is dosed.

  Wallace Fennel : And if you see a really cute girl and you want to dance with her?

  Veronica Mars : Dance. Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped.

  Wallace Fennel : That kinda takes the fun out of it.

  Veronica Mars : Hey, it's your life.

  Wallace Fennel : Since when?

  Veronica Mars : See? You give me a hard time, I'm less enthusiastic about giving you the little "thanks for helping" presents I made for everybody this afternoon. Congratulations. You're all twenty-one.

• Veronica Mars : Howdy boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? Beer and ladies and music and other stuff guys like, I'm sure. Fast cars, loose slots, electronic gadgetry, televised sports, pornography. Nothing? None of this grabs you?

  Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : We were already planning on going.

  Wallace Fennel : I think everybody at Hearst is gonna be there.

  Veronica Mars : Awesome. Then you can help me out.

  Wallace Fennel : Suddenly it sounds like a lot less fun.

• Veronica Mars : Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate.

  Logan Echolls : Ah, he's a master debater.

• Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Are you freaking kidding me? The Pi Sig mega apocalypse? Hump the furniture, party back to the stone age, fifty keg bacchanalia?

  Veronica : Sounds like fun, right?

  Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Will they let me in? I think all the glitter has come off my porn star tube top.

• Keith Mars : Soup? You know how I feel about soup. It's a side dish.

  Veronica Mars : There's a meat loaf in the oven.

  Keith Mars : Now we're talking.

• Veronica Mars : Going somewhere?

  Keith Mars : Oh, very good number one daughter. You might make a detective yet.

• Veronica Mars : Hey Bonnie. Where's your boyfriend tonight?

  Bonnie Capistrano : Do you see a ring?

  Dick Casablancas : Hey Veronica. Where's your boyfriend tonight? Oh wait, I'm so sorry. You don't have one anymore. Bummer.