Family Guy (TV Series)

Blue Harvest (2007)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

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• Lois (Princess Leia) : Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womp rats in my T-16.

  Quagmire (C-3PO) : My God! You shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : There's two suns and no women. What the hell am I supposed to do?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not.

  Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru) : Over my burnt carcass.

• Scott : [grunts and pushes Chris] 

  Pignose : He doesn't like you.

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Sorry.

  Pignose : I don't like you either!

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : You don't even know me!

  Pignose : You know what? That's fair. I'm Pignose and this is my brother-in-law Scott. He's visiting from Hoth.

  Scott : I don't know why they call it Hoth, they should call it "Coldth".

  Pignose : Okay settle down.

  Scott : I'm up after the band.

• Peter (Han Solo) : [about the Millennium Falcon]  Well, what do you think?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : What a piece of junk!

  Peter (Han Solo) : Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How do you feel now?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : [Luke destroys a TIE Fighter]  I got one! I got one!

  Peter (Han Solo) : Great kid! Don't get penis-y!

• Meg Griffin : Wow, Dad. Thanks for keeping us entertained. That was a great story.

  Chris Griffin : Yeah, but didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?

  Peter Griffin : I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.

  Chris Griffin : Well, I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it.

  Peter Griffin : Oh really? Define "decent."

  Chris Griffin : I think it's the highest rated show on Cartoon network, and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.

  Peter Griffin : Well yeah, but double ten people is like twenty people, so what kind of numbers are we talking about here?

  Chris Griffin : Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show and they beat you to the punch.

  Peter Griffin : Uh, I don't know about that, Chris. I mean, to me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC, you know, one of the real networks.

  Chris Griffin : I don't know about that, Dad.

  Peter Griffin : And besides, what's up with that fifteen minute runtime? What is that? That's like fifteen minutes of guys playing with Star Wars dolls.

  Chris Griffin : Oh, so you do know the show!

  Peter Griffin : I read part of a review online. I am not a fan.

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : You don't believe in the Force, do you?

  Peter (Han Solo) : Oh, you mean the thing you just found out about three hours ago and are now judging *me* for not believing in?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Is it a fast ship?

  Peter (Han Solo) : Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : I can't believe he's gone.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway. I mean, sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody!

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : So, you got your reward and you're leaving? Is that it?

  Peter (Han Solo) : Well, when you say it that way, I sound like a douche. But yeah, that's what I'm doing.

• Peter (Han Solo) : We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose'em.

  [the Falcon starts listing lazily to the left] 

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Uh, that was your maneuver? Moving slightly to the left?

  Peter (Han Solo) : Well, I mean we're not in the same place we were, huh? That ought to confuse'em.

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left. I'm pretty sure they can keep up.

  Imperial Officer 1 : Where did they go?

  Imperial Officer 2 : There they are! They're listing lazily to the left. Go left, left!

  Imperial Officer 1 : Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers.

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : They're coming too fast!

  Peter (Han Solo) : A nickel for every time I had that problem.

• Lois (Princess Leia) : Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : Wait, who are you?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : I'm Luke Skywalker. Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Yeah! Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : So you got your reward and you're just leaving then?

  Peter (Han Solo) : Well you put it that way, I sound like a douche, but yeah.