Family Guy (TV Series)

Blue Harvest (2007)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, Barbara Pewterschmidt as Aunt Beru

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• Lois (Princess Leia) : Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not.

  Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru) : Over my burnt carcass.

• Lois (Princess Leia) : Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard.

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on.

• Chris (Luke Skywalker) : I can't believe he's gone.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway. I mean, sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.

• Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru) : Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader.

• Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : No!

  Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : [to Vader]  She said no. Should we still do it?

  Stewie (Darth Vader) : ...Yeah.

• Lois (Princess Leia) : Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : Wait, who are you?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : I'm Luke Skywalker. Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you.

  Lois (Princess Leia) : Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?

  Chris (Luke Skywalker) : Yeah! Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?