- [the scene where the Mad Midget Five returns for the second time]
- Mad Midget Five: Formation C!
- [Gene stops as the Mad Midget Five blocked his way]
- Mad Midget Five: Time to shuffle up and deal! I got "Killer Hand"!
- Gene: [mimicking the Mad Midget with flamboyant voice] I got "Killer Hand"!
- Mad Midget Five: Uhh... You're gonna get it!
- Gene: [mimicking the Mad Midget with flamboyant voice] You're gonna get it!
- Mad Midget Five: [starting to throw a tantrum] Quit imitating me!
- Gene: [mimicking the Mad Midget with flamboyant voice] Quit imitating me!
- [heard enough]
- Gene: Uh, this is dumb.
- Mad Midget Five: [crying like he's in kindergarten] Waaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Now he says it's dumb...
- [the scene where Gene encounters the Mad Midget Fives]
- Mad Midget Five: [the red one speaking] Caught that wild "JOKER"!
- Mad Midget Five: [the yellow one speaking] One-heart gangsta "DIAMOND"!
- Mad Midget Five: [the green one speaking] You can find me at the "CLUB"!
- Mad Midget Five: [the blue one speaking] Have your pet neutered or "SPADE"!
- Mad Midget Five: [the pink one speaking] I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm Hearts, I mean "HEARTS"!
- Mad Midget Five: [the red one] Together, we are...
- Mad Midget Five: [all five together lay on the floor forming a V shape with their legs and a letter "V" appeared on the screen] The "Mad-Midget Fives"!
- Gene: Douchebags!