- Sandy Cohen: We're doing the right thing in trusting them.
- Kirsten Cohen: I know.
- Sandy Cohen: They're adults. We couldn't have stopped them if we tried.
- Kirsten Cohen: I know.
- Sandy Cohen: ...I'm going to Mexico.
- Kirsten Cohen: I'm going with you.
- Julie Cooper: [dully watching bad TV] The world is an amoral toilet bowl, and one day, we will all be flushed.
- Kaitlin Cooper: Okay. Wow. That is a really uplifting message for your daughter.
- Julie Cooper: It's better you know now.
- Summer Roberts: Have you ever tried sleeping outside? There is so much grass, and you can't turn off the stars.
- Summer Roberts: Taylor, you got married!
- Taylor Townsend: It was Paris. It seemed like the thing to do.
- Sandy Cohen: You told Ryan where to find Volchok. Even for you, this is a new low.
- Julie Cooper: Okay, you know what? You're crazy. I'm just going to say goodnight.
- Sandy Cohen: You sent Ryan down there to commit a murder. I could have you arrested.
- Julie Cooper: But then, you'd get Ryan arrested too. And you're not going to do that, are you?
- Sandy Cohen: If anything had happended to him or to Seth...
- Julie Cooper: [cutting him off] Okay it's late, and I'm not in the mood for threats.
- [Julie gets up to leave]
- Sandy Cohen: Sit down!
- [Julie complies]
- Sandy Cohen: After everything our families have been through, you would put our kids in danger?
- Julie Cooper: At least you still have all your kids.
- Julie Cooper: There'll be no more hanging out with Brad and Eric. You are to come straight home after school. Do you have any idea how lucky you are that Dean Torres didn't expel you?
- Kaitlin Cooper: Mom, this whole thing is just a crock anyway.
- Julie Cooper: And how is that?
- Kaitlin Cooper: Do you really think that Sudanese refugees have an overwhelming need for Paul Frank tops and last season Manolo Blanhniks?
- Julie Cooper: So you think that you can steal them?
- Kaitlin Cooper: Look, I did research on the Web. They have mountains of donated clothing in warehouses in New Jersey that nobody wants. They have all they ever needed.
- Julie Cooper: [scoffs] You just made that up.
- Kaitlin Cooper: Uh... maybe. But it sounded true, didn't it? I learned it from watching you.
- Julie Cooper: Kaitlin, I can't do this. I can't keep this family together and have you running around like Miss Clockwork Orange. I can't. Honey, please... I need your help.
- Taylor Townsend: [kneels at Summer's feet] Summer, I... Oh my gosh. When was the last time you shaved your legs? It's like a forest! And -
- [gasps]
- Taylor Townsend: oh my gosh, your toenails!
- Summer Roberts: Okay, yeah. I don't to that stuff anymore.
- Summer Roberts: Obviously! You've got hobbit feet!
- Kaitlin Cooper: [turns to see Eric shaving Brad's chest] You guys are gayer than your dad.
- Brad Ward: It's for water polo. Coach's orders.
- Kaitlin Cooper: It doesn't make it any less gay.
- Eric Ward: Yeah, well, our brother slept with your mom.
- Brad Ward: Yeah!
- [laughs as he slaps hands with Eric]
- Kaitlin Cooper: Nice try, but gay dad trumps slutty mom.
- Eric Ward: Nah, it doesn't.
- Kaitlin Cooper: Yeah, ask anybody. Gay dad always trumps slutty mom.