Shrek Forever After (2010)
Cameron Diaz: Princess Fiona
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Shrek : You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona : You did.
Shrek : No. It was you who rescued me.
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Princess Fiona : And when the smoke clears... Wait, what's this?
Cookie : That's my chimichanga stand.
Princess Fiona : Um, no, Cookie. We won't be needing that.
Cookie : Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? Now go and finish your little speech.
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[Rumpelstiltskin licks a plate from the garbage; Shrek storms outside; Fiona follows him; Rumpelstiltskin hides behind a barrel]
Princess Fiona : Unbelievable.
Shrek : Tell me about it! Those villagers--!
Princess Fiona : I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this *really* how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?
Shrek : Oh, great, so this is all *my* fault?
Princess Fiona : Yes! But, you know what? Let's talk about this *after* the party, at home.
Shrek : You mean that roadside attraction we live in? "Step right up! See the dancing ogre! Don't worry, he won't bite!" I *used* to be an ogre! Now, I'm just a jolly green joke!
Princess Fiona : OK, OK, maybe you're not... the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Shrek : Ah, I wouldn't expect *you* to understand. It's not like you're a *real* ogre. You spent half your life in a palace.
Princess Fiona : And the other half locked away in a tower.
Shrek : [sighs] Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when villagers were afraid of me and I could take a mud bath in peace! When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it! Back when the world made sense!
Princess Fiona : You mean, back before you rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?
Shrek : Exactly!
Princess Fiona : [stares at Shrek in shock] Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it the only person who can't see that is you?
[opens the door, looks back at Shrek, shakes her head and goes inside]
Shrek : That's just great.
[marches off; Rumpelstiltskin comes out of hiding and smiles evilly]
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Shrek : [after an attempt to break Rumpel's curse doesn't work] I don't understand. This doesn't make any sense. True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything!
Princess Fiona : Yeah, you know what? That's what they told me, too. True love didn't get me out of that tower. I did. I saved myself. Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale.
Shrek : Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!
Princess Fiona : And how would you know? Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? Did you live all alone in a miserable tower? Did you cry yourself to sleep every night waiting for a true love that never came?
Shrek : But... but I'm your true love.
Princess Fiona : Then where were you when I needed you?
Donkey : [Fiona leaves] Maybe you kissed her wrong?
Shrek : No. The kiss didn't work... because Fiona doesn't love me.