My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Robbed a Stoner Blind (2006)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Earl Hickey : You guys make your own wine? I tried to make tequila once, but I didn't know what was in it besides worms. Pretty gross. It still got me drunk though.
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Earl Hickey : You guys can make your own shirts?
Woody : We make a lot of our own clothes on this loom.
Earl Hickey : Fruit of the loom. It all makes sense now.
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Randy Hickey : I need real TV! I need real food!
Earl Hickey : You have to excuse my brother Randy. When he hasn't had TV or food, he gets this angry, dizzy Hulk thing going. That's the angry part.
[Randy faints]
Earl Hickey : And that's the dizzy part.
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Earl Hickey : I went through the checklist Woody gave me and got some things. Fluorescent bulbs that use less electricity. Reusable hemp bags for shopping. And look: shampoo that's not tested on animals. I feel bad for those lab animals running around with dirty hair but - if it's better for the environment, that's the sacrifice they have to make.