The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Birdman of Boston (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : [Mr. Moseby wants the hawk to be taken to the zoo to get it away from the hotel]  I know Cody. And he'll never put his baby in a cage!

  Mr. Moseby : Oh! Well, maybe the zoo will also take the twins! Oh, happy day!

• Patrick : Mr. Moseby. Joining us for dinner? Might I suggest the duck a la splat?

  [Patrick and Maddie laugh] 

  Mr. Moseby : Oh, you heard, huh?

  Patrick : Or the chicken bomb bay?

  [Maddie and Patrick laugh again, Moseby scowls at them] 

  Patrick : A little bird told me.

  [Maddie and Patrick laugh yet again] 

  Mr. Moseby : Mmm-hmm. That's very funny, Patrick. Keep it up, and the next restaurant you work at, you'll be wearing a paper hat.

  Patrick : Okay, okay, I'm done. That last one was pretty cheap.

  Maddie Fitzpatrick : Cheep-cheep.

• Maddie Fitzpatrick : And that's why it should be able to fly free!

  Mr. Moseby : [the hawk splats on his shoulder once more]  And that's why I'm running out of suits...