House M.D. (TV Series)
One Day, One Room (2007)
Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy
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Quotes
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'll pay you $10 for every patient you diagnose without touching. You pay me $10 for every one you have to touch.
Dr. Gregory House : You're making this into a game for me from which I can only conclude this isn't a game for you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No.
Dr. Gregory House : Why? You think if I deal with enough people, I'll find some humanity?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Yes.
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Dr. Gregory House : You gotta get me out of this. There's nothing to diagnose. There's nothing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You only tested her for STDs?
Dr. Gregory House : I had seven morons who forgot their raincoats. It's all they asked for, so I didn't waste the lab's time, why?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I wasted their time. She's pregnant.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] Perjurer.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Felon.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House] You are going back to the clinic or jail.
Dr. Gregory House : You perjured yourself to keep me out of jail. How are you...?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I only did that because I thought you were getting clean.
Dr. Gregory House : So it's do clinic duty or go to jail.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Yes.
Dr. Gregory House : Then it'll be finish your paperwork or go to jail. Help with fundraising or go to jail. Do your job or go to jail. I think I'd rather go to jail.
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Dr. Gregory House : [enters Cuddy's office] I need someone to cover a patient.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House, you committed to...
Dr. Gregory House : She was raped. You think I'm the doctor for her?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to Eve] We've assigned another doctor to your care.
Eve : I didn't mean to upset Dr. House.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : He knows that. That's not why we're doing this.
Eve : I'd like to keep being treated by him.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : W... why?
Eve : Just do.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Trust me, it's better if you deal with somebody who specializes...
Eve : I'm fine.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You told Dr. House it's been less than a week. You haven't told anyone other than him. Emotionally, you're still...
Eve : You know what I'm dealing with? You know what I'm going through?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No. You think Dr. House does? I'm not suggesting either one of us be your doctor. Dr. Stone is psychiatri...
Eve : If Dr. House is too busy, I can wait.
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Dr. Gregory House : [Handing a folder to the nurse's station] Make a note: drug-seeking-behavior.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Morphine?
Dr. Gregory House : No. Anal-digital-stimulation.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy about Eve] How long has Stone been in with her?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Are you concerned?
Dr. Gregory House : You know how many people get raped everyday?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : So it's common, therefore boring.
Dr. Gregory House : We were to care for every person suffering on the planet, life would shut down.