Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Patchwork Gummi (1990)

Michael Rye: Duke Igthorn, King Gregor

Quotes 

• Duke Igthorn : I knew you couldn't resist my charms for long.

  Lady Bane : Don't touch me, you turnip.

• Duke Igthorn : Don't you get it, Toadwart; the woman's mad for me, she's just playing hard-to-get.

  [drops him] 

  Toadwart : Very hard, Your Smittenness.

• Duke Igthorn : Don't be shy, my sweet; see what your Iggypoo has brought you? Posies for my pretty.

  Lady Bane : And I've got something for you, too.

  [causes magic from the quilt to unleash a thunderstorm over him, first shocking him then soaking him] 

  Duke Igthorn : You're so right, my pet; they did need a little water.

• Toadwart : Dukie's dream boat seems mighty big.

  Duke Igthorn : Nonsense, I love these little moods of hers.

• Lady Bane : Get me another quill, immediately!

  Duke Igthorn : Your wish is my command, sweetums.

  Lady Bane : And don't call me sweetums!

• Duke Igthorn : We mustn't keep the dear lady waiting.

  Toadwart : Why not? Your dear lady is ruining home sweet home.

• King Gregor : This is preposterous. My answer is no.

  Duke Igthorn : Let's not be so hasty, Greg. However, if you don't care to ever see your lovely daughter again...

• Duke Igthorn : Next she wants... ah. That's odd. She forgot to mention my name.

  Toadwart : Speculating Toadie start a trend here.

• Duke Igthorn : Come on, Greggy.

• Duke Igthorn : I knew someday Lady Bane and I would make beautiful mayhem together. Ah, we were meant for each other.

• King Gregor : Look at her demands. That woman's obviously playing you for a sap.

  Duke Igthorn : She wouldn't... She couldn't.

  King Gregor : But what if she is?

  Duke Igthorn : Then she'll regret it. No one makes a fool out of me.

  Toadwart : [quietly to King Gregor]  He's so good at doing it himself.

• Duke Igthorn : My name was missing from the list of demands. I'm sure it was just a minor mistake.

  Lady Bane : Oh, that was no mistake. BUT YOU ARE!

• Duke Igthorn : What in blue blazes is going on in there?

  Toadwart : A wild pajama party?

• Duke Igthorn : [seen Lady Bane getting blasted out of the locked room]  See what happens when you cross me?

  [is shocked in the behind and jumps down the stairs] 

  Toadwart : Dukie really in the hot seat this time.