Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Leper (2006)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : [forcefully scrubbing his hands]  Any more soap?

  Natalie Teeger : That's it.

  Adrian Monk : No, I mean is there any more soap in San Francisco?

• Adrian Monk : [Adrian and Natalie are breaking into a mansion. They have put up a ladder against the wall. Adrian is urging Nathalie to climb up]  Hurry! What are you waiting for? Go!

  Natalie Teeger : [climbs the ladder and lands on the other side of the wall]  Okay. You're next!

  Adrian Monk : [feeling the ladder]  No, no, it's... eh... it's wobbly. Somebody has to hold it.

  Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk I can't come back. I'm already over!

  Adrian Monk : Well, it's too wobbly! Look! It's all wobbly! I can't climb this! Why is it so wobbly?

  [Natalie who is suddenly next to Monk taps him on the arm] 

  Adrian Monk : How did you do that?

  Natalie Teeger : I opened the gate.

  Adrian Monk : Good thinking. Ok, hold the ladder.

  Natalie Teeger : No Mr. Monk the gate is open!

  Adrian Monk : Natalie look. These are the leper's instructions. I've promised him I would follow them to a tee. We nodded on it.

  Natalie Teeger : Well, I'm using the gate!

  Adrian Monk : Ok, but don't tell the leper.

• Natalie Teeger : [looking at a photo of a young Randy Disher with a severe acne-covered face]  Is that Randy? Oh my God! That is so funny! Not a funny in a haha-way, more a funny in a 'Oh boy this will really embarrass him'-way.