Muppet Babies (TV Series)

This Old Nursery (1989)

Katie Leigh: Rowlf

Quotes 

• Piggy : [after hearing a knock on the door]  Ooh, who can that be?

  Scooter : Oh, my friends are here.

  Piggy : What for?

  Scooter : We're signing the Declaration of Independence today.

  Piggy : We are?

  Scooter : Uh-huh.

  [opens the door] 

  Scooter : Hi, Kermit Washington.

  Kermit : Hi, Scootermin. Whew! Boy, am I bushed. Mind if I take a nap?

  Scooter : Sure. Go ahead.

  Piggy : Oh, goody. Now we can say Kermit Washington slept here.

  Kermit : Sheesh.

  [Kermit walks in and Fozzie enters dressed as Abraham Lincoln] 

  Piggy : Who are you?

  Fozzie : Abearham Lincoln. Say, nice place you got here, Scootermin. Sure beats my old log cabin.

  [Rowlf enters dressed as Elvis Presley] 

  Scooter : Hi, Elvis Rowlf.

  Piggy : Elvis?

  Rowlf : Hey, Scootermin. Say, how long before you invent electricity so I can plug in my guitar?

• Piggy : Wait a minute, Scootermin. Abe Lincoln and Elvis didn't sign the Declaration of Independence.

  Scooter , Fozzie , Rowlf : They didn't?

  Piggy : No!

  Scooter : Well, these are the only famous Americans we could think of, right, guys?

  Fozzie , Rowlf : Right.

• [the kids are in the attic] 

  Rowlf : Hey, look at these tools. They must be ancient.

  Fozzie : Yeah, and old.