The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)

Muffin' Man (2007)

Laura Silverman: Laura Silverman

Quotes 

• Officer Jay McPherson : Yeah, so my partner got supsended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.

  Laura Silverman : There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.

  Sarah Silverman : Laura, they're human beings!

• Sarah Silverman : Ooh, ooh, Tig! Do you know how many, uh, lesbians it takes to screw in a light bulb?

  Tig : Uh-uh, no.

  [exits] 

  Sarah Silverman : Oh.

  Brian : She should know that.

  Sarah Silverman : Yeah.

  Laura Silverman : I think it's three.