- Sarah Silverman: If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, we'll be able to put everyone with AIDS on the moon!
- Teacher: Today we have someone very special joining us. Let's give a big Valley Village hello and welcome to Mrs. Silverman.
- Teacher, Children: [together] Hello and welcome, Mrs. Silverman.
- Sarah Silverman: Mrs. Silverman was my mother, and she was a bitch. I'm Sarah.