Lost (TV Series)

Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (2007)

Josh Holloway: James 'Sawyer' Ford

Quotes 

• Sawyer : What's your problem, Jumbotron?

  Hurley : Shut up, red... neck... man!

  Sawyer : Touché.

• Hurley : Dude, that beer has been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even II. It's probably poison by now.

  Sawyer : Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up!

  [clinks can on corpse's head] 

  Hurley : That's not cool, dude. That guy had a mom, a family, friends, oh and a name. It's not Skeletor, it's Roger Workman.

  Sawyer : It's Work Man, ya blockhead! That's his job! He was a Dharma janitor.

  Hurley : Yeah, well, you should still respect the dead.

• Jin Kwon : Good... to see... you.

  Sawyer : Well, look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics.

• Sawyer : [teaching Jin to say object names in english and then pointing at Hurley]  "International house of pancakes!"

• Sawyer : Son of a-! What's a head doing back here?

  Hurley : Oh, that's just Roger.

• Sawyer : Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?

  Charlie : What stuff?

  Sawyer : You know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.

  Desmond : Apologies for the scotch, mate.

  Sawyer : You drank it?

  Desmond : Well, to be fair, there were three of us.

  Charlie : Yeah.

  Sawyer : [to Desmond]  You, the munchkin, and who else?

• Sawyer : I'm sorry.

  Jin Kwon : [Repeats, struggling to speak in English]  I'm sorry.

  Sawyer : Okay, nice. Keep it coming.

  Jin Kwon : You were right.

  Sawyer : Okay. That's two. Hit me.

  Jin Kwon : Those pants don't make you look fat.

  Sawyer : Now you got it -- only three things a woman needs to hear.

• Kate : We can start again, give each other a clean slate.

  Sawyer : [laughs]  Slate. Like on 'Little House'?

  Kate : What?

  Sawyer : 'Little House on the Prairie'. Laura Ingalls used to write on a little chalkboard at school.

  Kate : [amused]  You call it 'Little House'?