The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

The Firehouse Five Plus Ghost (1969)

Reta Shaw: Martha Grant

Quotes 

• Martha Grant : That's a switch, the house putting out the fire engine.

• Claymore Gregg : There is a right way to make a fire and a wrong way. This is wrong. Actually, if I wasn't in such a hurry I'd make the fire myself by rubbing two stick together or by using flint and steel.

  Martha Grant : Well, you'll just have to rough it with bellows and kerosene.

• Claymore Gregg : [leaving a smoke-filled room]  Boy, I couldn't see a thing in there, Martha. This calls for drastic action.

  Martha Grant : Like what?

  Claymore Gregg : [raising up his extinguisher]  Well, like reading these instructions.

• [Carolyn returns home to find Gull Cottage full of smoke] 

  Martha Grant : [rushing out]  It's okay, Mrs. Muir. Just looks like Los Angeles on a clear day, but I called the fire department anyway.