- Service Station attendant: What can I do for you, mister?
- Magneto: Tell me how to reach the famous Baxter Building.
- Service Station attendant: It's a long way from here. You'd better get some gas.
- Magneto: Nobody tells me what to do. Besides, fuel is for lesser men. My vehicle needs no gas.
- Service Station attendant: You're puttin' me on! Every car needs gas.
- Magneto: You witless young fool! This is not every car, and nobody may dare contradict me. For when they do, I get angry. When I get angry, things begin to happen!
- Magneto: You... are the Fantastic Four.
- The Thing: Hey, hey, tell us something we don't know.
- Magneto: I am Magneto. I am the Master of Magnetism.
- The Thing: How 'bout that? We're all shook up.
- Magneto: Silence him! This is no laughing matter.
- Mr. Fantastic: I won't force any member of my team to be silent.
- Magneto: Indeed? But it will not be your team much longer.
- Sue Richards: Quiet, Ben, I'm trying to concentrate on my invisibility exercises. If I don't practice every day, my power may grow stale. And we never know when our lives may depend on me being able to make something turn invisible.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: I wish I could turn invisible, I'm embarrassed at losing.
- Reed Richards: I did it, H.E.R.B.I.E., I checkmated you.
- The Thing: Hey, what's the big deal, pal? Anybody can beat a hunk a' nuts and bolts.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: I demand an apology.
- The Thing: I don't like the sound of that, Sue. I'd better give Stretcho a hand.
- The Invisible Girl: No Ben, orders are orders. Reed told us to stay undercover.
- The Thing: Nuts. Why should he have all the fun?
- Magneto: [lifting bags of stolen money onto a ship] The money is paper, so I can't lift it with my magnetic power. But I don't care, I've got all the time in the world.
- Pedestrian: Hey, Mac, you can't park there. It's a no parking zone.
- Magneto: The very sight of that sign offends me. And whatever Magneto finds offensive, must always be destroyed!