The Sonny and Cher Show (TV Series)

Episode #2.17 (1977)

Farrah Fawcett: Self, Various

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• Doreen Doll : Nancy dearest, why don't you read this next item, it reminds me so very much of you...

  Nancy Nonsense : Really, why?

  Doreen Doll : Well, because when I saw it today it was also being passed around the news room.

  Nancy Nonsense : Well, I certainly don't mind reading it, I'm sure you've had enough hot flashes for one day.

  Garry Glibb : Girls, girls, this news is supposed to be cutesy, not catsy!

• Mannequin Cher : What really bothers me is that every time somebody gets popular on TV they mold us to look like them.

  Mannequin Farrah : I know, this month I'm that dizzy blonde from Charlie's Angels. You know her name? Farrah something.

  Mannequin Cher : Fawcett.

  Mannequin Farrah : Right. I knew it had something to do with being a drip.

• Mannequin Cher : Look at me, they made me look like that girl who does comedy with that little goofy partner.

  Mannequin Farrah : Oh right, which one are you? Laverne or Shirley?

• Mannequin Farrah : I just hate being that Farrah girl. This hair weighs a ton!

  Mannequin Cher : That's nothing. How would you like to lug around this nose for two months?

• Mannequin Cher : Last year I was molded into a TV star who had a much bigger chest than Cher...

  Mannequin Farrah : Really, who?

  Mannequin Cher : Baretta.