The Knights of Prosperity (TV Series)

Operation: Fighting Shape (2007)

Rob Devaney: Hawthorne Jansen

Quotes 

• Hawthorne Jansen : I've developed security plans for some of the top celebrities in Hollywood - your Ian Zierings, your Elayne Booslers, your Weird Als Yankovic...

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Is Weird Al really weird?

  Hawthorne Jansen : That's not the question you should be asking. You should be asking, has he ever been murdered? Not on my watch. Has he ever been robbed? Not on my watch. Has he ever been raped? That's between him and his God.