The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

The Handsome Stranger (2006)

Gary Waldhorn: David Horton

Quotes 

• David Horton : [looking at the meeting agenda]  Any other, other business?

  Geraldine Granger : Uh, yes actually there is something. I was very cross to hear that Sleepy Cottage has been sold to yet another layabout Londoner. I mean, honestly guys if this goes on, Dibley will be a ghost town. And then...

  David Horton : Who you gonna call?

  Owen Newitt , Jim Trott , Hugo Horton , Frank Pickle : Ghostbusters!

• Geraldine Granger : Over to you David.

  David Horton : Yes well, there is one little thing: I brought along a bottle of champagne, because although she may not realize it, the Vicar last weekend did her 100th Wedding while she's been here.

  [everyone cheers and David pops the cork off the bottle as Hugo brings glasses to the table] 

  Geraldine Granger : [surprised]  Really? 100? Goodness me. So that's 100 happy-in-love brides and grooms and... and I'm always the Vicar... I'm never the bride...

  [Geraldine starts to break down] 

  Geraldine Granger : I'm alw-I'm always in the cassack... I'm never in the lovely big white frocks...

  [Geraldine starts crying] 

• David Horton : You'd be better alone than with the wrong man.