- Egon Spengler: [about Heck House] That place chews up paranormal investigators like Slimer goes through jellybeans.
- Ray Stantz: And we agreed to come here without our proton packs?
- Peter Venkman: That's right.
- Winston Zeddemore: Sometimes I think between the four of us, we don't have the brains God gave a doorknob.
- Egon Spengler: We've faced demons, monsters, Gozer, multidimensional invasions, but there's nothing you can say that will get me within a mile of Heck House.
- Jeffers Marston: [grinning] One... million... dollars.
- Peter Venkman: Back in a sec, after I bring up more junk from the basement. Meanwhile, if there's any questions, just ask Slimer. He knows stuff even I don't.
- Jeffers Marston: And so I offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity.
- Peter Venkman: Thanks, but we've got all the Elvis records we're ever gonna need.
- Ray Stantz: So there's as many ghosts here as there are books of ghost stories? Wow, that's a lotta books.
- Egon Spengler: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty-six.