Superman/Doomsday (2007 Video)

Anne Heche: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• [Superman has just defeated Doomsday] 

  Superman : Is everyone... ?

  Lois Lane : [starts to cry]  You did it, Superman. We're safe. All of us.

  Superman : Good. That's... that's all that... matters.

• Superman : I haven't told you my identity for the same reason we haven't gone public with our relationship. Why we come here to be alone.

  Lois Lane : Well, try reading a gossip column. Practically all of Metropolis thinks we're dating anyway. You're clinging to keep one last part of you separate from us. And the only reason that I can fathom is that for an alien, you've developed a very human... very male fear of commitment. We've been together for six months. It would be nice to start calling you something other than Superman!

  Robot : He also goes by Kal-El.

  Lois Lane : Shut up!

• Martha Kent : My son talks about you quite often.

  Lois Lane : He's the reason I came to see you.

  Martha Kent : Has there been word from Afghanistan? I've been so worried.

  Lois Lane : Mrs. Kent, you know as well as I do that your son died in Metropolis last week. Look, I'm not here as a reporter. I...

  Martha Kent : Then why are you here, Miss Lane?

  Lois Lane : I don't know exactly. Maybe it's just... I don't know if he told you but we have been seeing each other for the past few months, romantically, I mean. And I know the rest of the world adored him and misses him now that he's gone, but no one else on this whole stupid planet can know what it felt like to really love him, to be loved by him or how it feels now every minute of every day, like I'm broken. Like I'm the one that freaking monster pounded on.

• Superman : The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.

  Lois Lane : You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?

  Superman : No, just the x-ray.

  Lois Lane : You're bad!

• Superman : [reading Lois' latest article]  There's only one "S" in resurrect.

  Lois Lane : I didn't know editing was one of your super powers.

  Superman : Well, no, but I was spelling bee champ of Smallville Elementary.

  [Lois gasps and looks back to find Superman wearing Clark Kent's glasses] 

  Lois Lane : Clark!

  [runs and jumps into his arms] 

  Lois Lane : Don't forget to call your mother.

  [they kiss] 

• Lois Lane : Come on!

  Jimmy Olsen : Uh... I'll wait here.

  Lois Lane : Oh, for God sake! Don't be such a girl!

• Perry White : I don't care how many weeks you spent on that story, Lane. The Daily Planet is not about to attack a charity organization.

  Lois Lane : You know Lex Luthor couldn't care less about the homeless, chief. It's a front to siphon money back to LexCorp so he can fund the manufacture of high-tech arms to sell on the black market.

  Perry White : Allegedly.

  Lois Lane : Look, how many exposés do I have to write before Metropolis wakes up and sees through Luthor's philanthropy shtick?

  Perry White : As many as it takes, but it helps to have a smoking gun.

  Lois Lane : You sure you're not on LexCorp's payroll, chief? You've been mighty soft on the prince of darkness lately.

  Perry White : Excuse me for not wanting to get sued for libel... again!

  Lois Lane : Well, LexCorp's going down, whether it's me or Superman who does it.

  Perry White : If it's Superman, that makes it news and I'll be *happy* to print it!

• Lois Lane : Look, I know who you are. Why can't you just tell me?

  Superman : Lois, I care about you more than anyone else on Earth. To reveal my secret identity would compromise your safety.

  Lois Lane : Please. My safety was compromised the moment I met you. How many times have you had to rescue me? Rhetorical.

• Jimmy Olsen : So you were right. The Superman who returned...

  Lois Lane : A clone, a fake.

  Jimmy Olsen : Which means the real Superman really is...

  Lex Luthor : Yes, Jimmy. Dead. Just as you and Ms. Lane are about to be. Because, after all, there is no Superman to save you.

• Jimmy Olsen : [snapping shots of the battle of the two Supermen]  This is starting to look familiar.

  Lois Lane : Yeah. Only I'm in no mood for another funeral.

• Lois Lane : Ever consider the big "S" may not be what he seems?

  Jimmy Olsen : He wears red and blue, flies, crime rate's plummeted since he's risen from the grave. Gosh, you think he's a zombie?

  Lois Lane : I'm not sure what he is.

• Lois Lane : You're dropping me off here? Doomsday's at Hob's End on the East Side.

  Superman : Exactly.

  Lois Lane : [dials on her cell phone]  Jimmy, meet me on the roof, and don't forget your camera.

• Jimmy Olsen : Uh, Lois, shouldn't we wait for a pilot?

  Lois Lane : I'm an Air Force brat, remember? I was flying these things when you were still in training pants. Now, hang on.

• Lois Lane : Jimmy, camera on the action.

  [Doomsday leaps up at the helicopter] 

  Jimmy Olsen : Oh, man, he can jump!

  [Superman tears Doomsday off the copter, lands the copter to safety] 

  Jimmy Olsen : Thanks, Superman.

  Jimmy Olsen : [vomits] 

• Jimmy Olsen : Who's the rocker?

  Lois Lane : I don't know, but he's wearing Superman's shield.

  Jimmy Olsen : Yeah, but he's also wearing black. Great... bad Superman, and badder Superman.