- Detective Elliot Stabler: I'm sorry, Kathleen, but there's no statute of limitations on being a bad parent.
- [burns up Kathleen's driver's license]
- Detective John Munch: [about Reagan] You could start a bonfire with all the alcohol this one drank. What's your poison, honey?
- Reagan Michaels: Shut up, you dirty old man.
- Detective John Munch: [feigning offense] Who are you calling old?
- Lillian Rice: I want my lawyer now.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Of course you do. Okay. Well, while you're waiting for him, I'm gonna go talk to Becca.
- Lillian Rice: She a minor, you can't talk to her without my permission.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Oh, really? See, that would be true if she was a suspect, but she's not. She's a witness. I can talk to her all I want.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: [as Trevor and Lillian are walking into Casey's office] No deal.
- Trevor Langan: Face it. Your case is going down in flames.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: Don't be so proud of yourself, Trevor. You attacked a vulnerable young girl.
- Lillian Rice: Becca's a very troubled girl. She's always had difficulty telling the truth. She's exaggerated her drinking problem to gain sympathy.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: So, your daughter's not an alcoholic.
- Lillian Rice: Absolutely not. I live with her, I would know.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: What planet are you on? She's in rehab!
- Lillian Rice: Those places say everyone's an addict. I love chocolate. Maybe I should check in.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: That's a great idea, you might get some insight into your own problems.
- Trevor Langan: [partially inaudible] That's it.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: [as Trevor and Lillian turn around and leave] Like why you have sex with teenage boys or why you're so desperate to be liked or buy your kid's friendship with alcohol. It's pathetic!
- Kathleen Stabler: [to Elliot] Don't worry, Dad, I don't even like beer.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: If you did, would you tell me?
- Kathleen Stabler: No.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Guess I'll just have to read your diary.
- Kathleen Stabler: Dad, no one keeps diaries anymore. If you want to find out what kids are up to, you just read their web pages.
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: [after watching a video of Reagan, Luke, Mark and Jordan drinking that appears on the internet] Up my butt? Haul their asses in.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [while reading a post from Reagan Michaels' blog] The 'rents got me on a tight leash after court today.
- Kathleen Stabler: That means "parents".
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I know what 'rents means.
- Lillian Rice: [to Stabler] Where's your partner?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: We don't always do interviews together.
- Lillian Rice: You two an item? I noticed you didn't wear a wedding ring.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Maybe you should've been a detective.
- Detective Olivia Benson: [to Lillian after finding her in bed with Jordan] You're sleeping with a teenage boy.
- Lillian Rice: Jordan's a man. He's 17, it's not a crime.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Oh, it oughta be. You're old enough to be his mother.
- Lillian Rice: Barely. When I was his age, I was pregnant with Becca.
- Detective Olivia Benson: So you're reliving your lost childhood? Is that it?
- Lillian Rice: You don't get it. When was the last time a man your age asked you out?
- Detective Olivia Benson: Oh, we're not talking about me. I'm not the one who's sleeping with a teenager.
- Lillian Rice: It's been awhile since you had a date, hasn't it? That partner of yours is cute, but I bet he likes them younger. My ex sure did. I wasted ten good years on Wally before I found out he was schtupping his secretary. When he ran out on us, I was angry at first. But then I realized, if he could have a younger woman, I could have a younger man.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Your husband leaving you hardly justifies you sleeping with a high school student.
- Lillian Rice: Why are you so bitter? Did someone leave you? Or maybe you had a chance once. Someone wanted to marry you, you thought you wanted something more?
- Detective Olivia Benson: And your "something more" is a teenage boy?
- Detective Olivia Benson: [to Lillian] So do you sleep with all of Becca's friends or just Jordan?
- Lillian Rice: Go to hell.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Just calling it like I see them. Got an eye full tonight. So did Becca.
- Lillian Rice: Leave my daughter out of this.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Oh, you're the one who put her in the middle when you started screwing her friend.
- Lillian Rice: I told him we had to be careful.
- Detective Olivia Benson: So hold on, let me just get this straight. Out of all the men out there, you picked the one boy that your daughter has a crush on. You know, that looks like you're competing with her.
- Lillian Rice: No, no. It just happened. I never meant for Becca to find out. I wouldn't hurt her in a million years.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Well, then you shouldn't have banged her friend!
- Luke Young: [after he's been arrested and placed in a holding cell] You can't do this. I want my parents.
- Detective John Munch: Yeah, and I want the troops home, the Kyoto Protocol signed and a Tijuana oil job from Miss February.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Lady, that dog had no food or water. Now unless you want the ASPCA and PETA staked out on your front lawn, you'll start telling us the truth.
- Luke Young: I know the judge said we shouldn't drink, but you don't get into the Ivy league every day.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Well, guess what, you're underage and the law doesn't make exception for special occasions.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Judge Donnelly] We arrested Reagan, Mark, Luke and Jordan last night.
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: I know. I released them this morning.
- A.D.A. Casey Novak: Why? Those kids disobeyed your order not to drink?
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: They were very remorseful. They even volunteered to enter alcohol awareness classes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a decision to write.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Classes are not gonna change those kids.
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: I am not going to ruin the futures of four promising young students by throwing them in with gang-bangers and kiddie murderers. The punishment needs to fit the crime and I think jail, in this case, is excessively punitive.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Bad decision.
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: What did you say?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I said it's a bad decision and you know it.
- Judge Elizabeth Donnelly: So jail is okay for these kids, but not for your own daughter? When she got caught drunk driving, you made those charges disappear.
- Becca Rice: [after Jordan and Lillian are discovered in bed together by Stabler, Benson and Becca] What are you doing?
- Lillian Rice: [as she covers herself up] Don't come in here.
- Becca Rice: [to Jordan] She's my mom.
- Jordan Owens: And she's hot.
- Detective Olivia Benson: You have every right to be upset, Becca. I can't imagine how devastating it is to see what you saw.
- Becca Rice: If you had just left us alone, none of this would have happened.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Becca, you know that's not true. They've been sleeping together for months. You would've found out sooner or later.
- Becca Rice: Just leave me alone.
- [heads towards the elevator]
- Detective Olivia Benson: Honey, what your mother did was wrong. She hurt you.
- Becca Rice: You don't understand her.
- Detective Olivia Benson: She slept with the boy you like.
- Becca Rice: She didn't mean for it to happen. Jordan, he took advantage of her and she she was just trying to help me make friends.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Becca, why are you defending her?
- Becca Rice: She's my best friend and you're trying to put her in jail. You're ruining our lives.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [during the memorial service for Jordan Owens and Reagan Michaels] Jordan Owens was drunk when he killed himself and Reagan Michaels. He was an alcoholic. And we all knew it and didn't do anything about it.