"Pee-wee's Playhouse" Beauty Makeover (TV Episode 1986) - Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman

Jambi : Hey, I've got a genie joke for you. How many genies does it take to cross the road?

Pee-wee Herman : I don't know.

Jambi : Four. One to ride in the box, one to push the box, one to watch for traffic, and one to wish she was on the other side.
Pee-wee Herman : You sure do look beautiful today, Miss Yvonne.

Miss Yvonne : Oh, thank you, Pee-wee. You know, beauty is my life. I sleep, eat, and breathe beauty.

Conky : Look in the dictionary under the word, "beauty". There's a picture of you, Miss Yvonne.

[shows the picture]

Miss Yvonne : Oh, thank you, Conky.
Pee-wee Herman : You sure do have a beautiful smile, Miss Yvonne.

Miss Yvonne : Thank you, Pee-wee. You know, everyone is more beautiful when they smile. Come on, everyone. Try it.

[everyone in the Playhouse smiles]

Miss Yvonne : Oh, see what I mean? Everyone is more beautiful.

Pee-wee Herman : Well, not as beautiful as you, Miss Yvonne.

Miss Yvonne : Well, almost. You know, I can make anyone more beautiful.

Pee-wee Herman : Anyone?

Miss Yvonne : Anyone.

Pee-wee Herman : Prove it.

Miss Yvonne : All right. I will, on the first person that walks through that Playhouse door.
[Mrs. Steve has just had a beauty makeover]

Pee-wee Herman : I don't get it, Miss Yvonne. She looks exactly the same.

Miss Yvonne : Yes, but now she *feels* beautiful. And when you feel beautiful, you *are* beautiful.

Pee-wee Herman : That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

[begins to cry]

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman