- Butterbear: Eleroo and I will be right next to you for support.
- Eleroo: Oh, yeah. Of course, I'm kinda clumsy.
- Eleroo: You know, if someone played a practical joke on Rhinokey, he wouldn't like it.
- Hopopotamus: I can't think of a joke but I'd LOVE to give him a *punch*line.
- Bumblelion: Moosel, will you quit mocking me?
- Moosel: Oh. Sorry, Bumblelion.
- Bumblelion: Wait - that's it! Moosel, what a great idea!
- Moosel: Yeah, isn't it, though? What idea?
- Rhinokey: All I have to do is take perfect aim... Perfect aim? This is Hoppo; how can I mis?
- [laughs]
- Hopopotamus: Did Mr. Goosebear agree to give me another audition?
- Butterbear: Yes. He said, on one condition.
- Hopopotamus: What was the condition?
- Bumblelion: Something about the Wuzzle Desert freezing over?
- Narrator: Simply put, a Mockingbirddog is an imitative creature that's half-mockingbird, half-dog, and can drive ya half out of your mind.
- Rhinokey: You know, everyone always says that Mockingbirdogs so are noisy and troublesome. WEell, not my little buddy. He hasn't made a peepyap yet.
- [it awakse and starts barking]
- Rhinokey: Well, maybe I was wrong.
- Mockingbirddog: Well, maybe I was wrong.
- Rhinokey: I didn't know Mockingbirddogs could talk.
- Mockingbirddog: I didn't know Mockingbirddogs could talk.
- Rhinokey: Eh, not only loud, he's a copycatfish.
- Mockingbirddog: He's a copycatfish.
- Mr. Beaverbuck: Now I can go home to the quiet and solitude of my wife and my fourteen children. Anything is better than being around Mockingbirddogs.
- Rhinokey: [finishing his note before leaving the way the others finished theirs] "P.S. Will be back in thirty or forty years."
- Narrator: [the Mockingbirddog releases the others from the pound] Uh-oh. A ton of problems starts with the first pound.
- Rhinokey: Uh, jokes of all sizes! Guaranteed to annoy your friends beyond belief! We've got your squirting bananabagels, we've got your exploding cheesepickles...
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Oh, well. Some things never change.
- Mockingbirddog: Oh, well. Some things never change.