- The President's aide: Mr President, it's General Mills from the Pentagon.
- The President: [picks up the phone] Yes, General?
- [pause]
- The President: No, when?
- [first lines]
- Sailor: Let's get this stuff out fast. Where did you come from?
- Captain Zachary Storm: Just because I opened fire without a direct order, I was court-martialed. They gave me a dishonorable discharge. Big mistake. Now, I discharge them.
- The Master: The fate of the free world hangs in the balance. Retrieve that decoder.
- Hunter: Honored to lead the way, sir. I'm 50% retriever, you know.
- Captain Zachary Storm: In a short while, when the satellite is in proper alignment, I'll fire the lasers, obliterating ten key US cities. And do you know why?
- Hunter: Yeah, because you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleveland Browns move to Baltimore.
- Captain Zachary Storm: Besides that.
- [last lines]
- The Master: You've done well, Rovers. You're good, good dogs. As for the decoder, we'll need to return that to the Navy.
- Hunter: I know, Master. And we will too. Just as soon as Captain Storm is picked up by the authorities.
- Exile: Shag, can you keep that bad guy busy 'til then?
- [Shag mumbles his affirmation]
- Captain Zachary Storm: You, stop! I surrender! Really, I give up. Just stop chasing me, please. Stop!