Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)

Cinderella Play (1991)

Heidi Lucas: Dina Alexander

Quotes 

• Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Dina, Dina!

  [Dina pokes her head out from behind the curtain] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : See, this is our- our last rehearsal before the big show tonight. So, do you know all your lines?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Good, every single one of them?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Good, great! So everything's okay.

  [Dina shakes her head 'no'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : No, why are you doing this with your head?

  Dina Alexander : [whispering]  I lost my voice.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : [stammering]  W- what, what, I- I can't hear you. You lost your voice?

  [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.] 

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Oh, no, this isn't good. This is gonna ruin my show.

• Dina Alexander : Hey Richie, you know, you don't look like a chicken, you look like a big ol' turkey!

• Michael Stein : I have searched by kingdom over for my intended bride. Please, Madam try this glass... flipper on that was left behind in my castle.

  [Cnderella puts on the flipper] 

  Dina Alexander : Oh, I am the maiden of the glass flipper. Oh, and I will be your bride and we will live happily ever after. Kiss me my prince!

  [Cinderella puckers up and leans into the prince] 

  Michael Stein : Uhh... uhh... kiss? Uhh... uhh... uhh... what do ya just say we shake hands?

  Dina Alexander : Shake hands?

  Michael Stein : Yeah!

  [they shake hands] 

  Dina Alexander : Okay.

• Dina Alexander : Oh, the dark dirty water! The horror! The horror!

  Sponge Harris : That's not her line.

  Kevin 'Ug' Lee : Dina, action!

  Dina Alexander : If you want Cinderella to put her hand in that, hire a stunt double!