- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Dina, Dina!
- [Dina pokes her head out from behind the curtain]
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: See, this is our- our last rehearsal before the big show tonight. So, do you know all your lines?
- [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.]
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Good, every single one of them?
- [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.]
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Good, great! So everything's okay.
- [Dina shakes her head 'no'.]
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: No, why are you doing this with your head?
- Dina Alexander: [whispering] I lost my voice.
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: [stammering] W- what, what, I- I can't hear you. You lost your voice?
- [Dina shakes her head 'yes'.]
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Oh, no, this isn't good. This is gonna ruin my show.
- Dina Alexander: Hey Richie, you know, you don't look like a chicken, you look like a big ol' turkey!
- Z.Z. Ziff: [Hops on the stage] Hello! I'm here to tell you a story, it begins a long, long time ago, in Cinderella's house.
- Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen: [Hip hop record scratching starts, Donkeylips raps, while getting beat with a broom by the Evil sister] I'm a mouse, I live in a house and everybody thinks I'm a louse.
- Telly Radford: Cinderella, there's vermin all over the house. Come get rid on 'em. Cinderella? Cinderella?
- Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen: [rapping] Yo! Cinderella! Move your feet cause the rapping mouse is getting beat!
- Michael Stein: I have searched by kingdom over for my intended bride. Please, Madam try this glass... flipper on that was left behind in my castle.
- [Cnderella puts on the flipper]
- Dina Alexander: Oh, I am the maiden of the glass flipper. Oh, and I will be your bride and we will live happily ever after. Kiss me my prince!
- [Cinderella puckers up and leans into the prince]
- Michael Stein: Uhh... uhh... kiss? Uhh... uhh... uhh... what do ya just say we shake hands?
- Dina Alexander: Shake hands?
- Michael Stein: Yeah!
- [they shake hands]
- Dina Alexander: Okay.
- Dina Alexander: Oh, the dark dirty water! The horror! The horror!
- Sponge Harris: That's not her line.
- Kevin 'Ug' Lee: Dina, action!
- Dina Alexander: If you want Cinderella to put her hand in that, hire a stunt double!