- [Gonzo sneezes and blows off the petals to Piggy's chrysanthemums]
- Piggy: [gasps] Gonzo, look what you did to my beautiful flowers!
- Gonzo: Uh, uh, sorry, Piggy. Uh, I-I'll fix'em.
- [Gonzo runs off, returns with glue, and glues five petals back on]
- Gonzo: How's that?
- Piggy: Roses are red, weirdos are blue. You'd better start running 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FIX YOOOOOOOU!
- [Piggy chases Gonzo]
- Fozzie: How do you like my rubber ball plant, Nanny?
- Nanny: That's not a rubber ball plant, Fozzie. It's a tomato plant.
- Fozzie: Uh, tomato plant? Gosh, I thought they were rubber balls. I better not tell any bad jokes. But a good one would be okay. What is a caterpillar's worst enemy? Give up? A dogerpillar. Wokka wokka wokka.
- [tomatoes hit Fozzie]
- Animal: [while flinging tomatoes from the plant] Bad joke!
- Nanny: Animal, that's no way to treat a living plant.
- Animal: Wha? Sorry.
- [pats the plant]
- Animal: Nice.