Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Piggy's Hyper-Activity Book (1985)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Kermit : Hey, look. Here's one of those fun board games.

  Skeeter : Neato, Kermit, but don't we need dice?

  Scooter : I'll get them.

  [runs over to a drawer] 

  Scooter : Hey, I can't find them.

  Animal : [from the ceiling]  Me got! Me got!

  Scooter : Huh?

  Animal : [in a lampshade with dice in his eyes]  Snake eyes, hahahahahahahaha!

  Kermit : Animal, throw those dice down here this minute!

  Animal : Okay!

  [Animal throws the dice on Kermit's head] 

  Kermit : Oof! Uh, thanks, Animal.

• Fozzie : [looks at a card]  "Tell a funny joke or pay the penalty." No problem. I've got a great one. Ahem.

  [a spotlight is put on Fozzie and an audience applauds him] 

  Fozzie : Why do cats say "meow"? Give up? Because if they barked, they'd be dogs. Wokka wokka wokka!

  Audience : Booo!

  Fozzie : Oh, well. At least they didn't throw tomatoes at me.

  [the floor opens beneath Fozzie and he falls in a pile of tomatoes] 

  Fozzie : This time they threw me at the tomatoes.

• Skeeter : Let's roll to see who rolls first.

  Fozzie : Hey, wait a minute, Skeeter. How do we know who gets to roll first to see who is first?

  Skeeter : Simple, silly. We roll for it.

  Fozzie : Oh. Okay. Who's first?

  Skeeter : I am.

  Fozzie : Gee, that was simple.

• [Scooter makes a second attempt to lead the group through a maze] 

  Scooter : This is the way out. I'm positive.

  [finds a door] 

  Scooter : See? All we have to do is open this door and we're out.

  [Scooter opens the door and water with fish swimming in it is seen on the other side] 

  Kermit : Uh, something tells me this isn't the exit, Scooter.

  Fozzie : Gee, I didn't know water could stand up on its side, Kermit.

  Kermit : It can't, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : It can't?

  Babies : Uh-oh.

  [a flood of water comes in, swooping the kids away] 

  Skeeter : Way to go, Scooter. A rat could get out of this maze faster than you.

• [the kids attempt to flee the maze] 

  Scooter : Wait, that's not the right way. Go this way.

  [back in the nursery, looking at his computer] 

  Scooter : I'll have us out any second.

  Skeeter : No, forget it, Scooter.

  Piggy : We're gonna play something else.

  Scooter : Maybe my computer can...

  Babies : Scooter!

  Scooter : Okay, so what's next?

• [after the babies imagined themselves colorless in a coloring book, Skeeter colors Scooter red and Scooter colors her purple] 

  Skeeter : [giggles]  You look like a radish, Scooter.

  Scooter : And you look like you ate too many plums, Skeeter.