Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Best Friend I Never Had (1986)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• [the kids decide to use Scooter's computer to find their perfect friends] 

  Scooter : All right, who's gonna go first?

  Gonzo : I am!

  Piggy : WHAT?

  Gonzo : I mean, I am going to let my sweet little Piggy go first. Hee hee.

  Piggy : Thank you, Gonzo.

• Piggy : Oh, Kermie. You saved me. How can I ever repay you?

  Kermit : Um, well, uh, I think two bucks for gas oughta cover it.

  Piggy : OOOH! KERMIT!

  Kermit : On second thought, u-uh, let's just call it even, keep the money.