Muppet Babies (TV Series)
The Case of the Missing Chicken (1984)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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Gonzo : [while putting on a circus] Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and get your tickets for the greatest show on the block.
Rowlf : How much for, um, one ticket?
Gonzo : What have you got?
Rowlf : Uh, how about a baseball card?
Gonzo : It's a deal.
[Rowlf takes a ticket and enters]
Fozzie : One please.
[Fozzie pays for a ticket and enters]
Scooter : I'll have one, too.
[Scooter pays for a ticket and enters]
Skeeter : Me too.
[Skeeter pays for a ticket and enters]
Piggy : All I have is my favorite record, Gonzo, and I hate to lose it. Catch my drift?
Gonzo : Oh, uh, sure, Piggy. I couldn't possibly take your favorite record. You can come in for free.
Piggy : Why, thank you, Gonzo.
Gonzo : That is, uh, if you'll sit next to me.
Piggy : Hmph! Here, take it.
[Piggy gives Gonzo her record, puts his nose on it as it spins, takes her ticket, and enters]
Gonzo : Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wow! She gave me her favorite record. It must be love.