Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Muppet Museum of Art (1985)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Fozzie : Hey, that looks like a joke I once told.

  Rowlf : You can't see jokes, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : You can after the audience throws tomatoes.

• Fozzie : [after he shows his painting]  Pretty good, huh? I think I'll call it "Still-Life With Tomatoes."

  Rowlf : [Scooter retches]  I think you oughta stick to telling jokes, Fozzie.

• Gonzo : [looking through the art book]  We can copy these pictures and Nanny will never know the difference.

  Fozzie : Oh, stop! That's a great one! I just love it! That's the best painting I ever saw!

  Piggy : That's not a painting, Fozzie. It's an old photograph of you.

  Fozzie : Oh. I knew that.

• Scooter : [about Kermit's cowboy painting]  That's terrific, Kermit.

  Rowlf : Yeah, I wish I could paint like that.

  Gonzo : Ha. If you think that's hot, check this out.

  [shows a painting he did of Piggy on a horse] 

  Gonzo : Pretty good, eh?

  [Piggy gasps in shock as she notices the horse in Gonzo's painting is wearing a roller skate] 

  Piggy : It's horrible!

  Boys : WHAT?

  Piggy : I mean, uh, it's... it's horrible that we don't have a museum just for Gonzo's exquisite art.