Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark? (1984)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Piggy : Why are you falling asleep, Bunsen? It won't be dark for hours.

  Bunsen : HOURS? I can't wait hours. I haven't slept in 3 days!

  Fozzie : Three days? Why not?

  Bunsen : [points to Beaker]  Him! The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Slime Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I!

• Fozzie : I know. How about trying my method?

  Kermit : Gee, I never knew you were afraid of the dark, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : I'm not, because of this.

  [pulls out his teddy bear] 

  Fozzie : He keeps me company at night.

  Gonzo : You sleep with a teddy bear?

  [Gonzo laughs hysterically] 

  Fozzie : Oh, yeah? What's this?

  [Fozzie pulls out Gonzo's toy chick] 

  Gonzo : [takes his chick back]  Give me that! Are you all right, Camilla?

• Gonzo : Hey, Beaker, have you ever tried counting sheep?

  Beaker : [nods]  Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Oh. Well, how about elephants?

  Beaker : Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Squirrels?

  Beaker : Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Kangaroo rats?

  Fozzie : I always count baby ducks hopping over chili dogs into a bowl of tapioca and bumblebees.

  Babies : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Never mind.