Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark? (1984)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• Gonzo : Wait a minute. What's fun besides making trouble?

• Gonzo : Oh boy, we may not have ghosts, but we've got one heck of a problem, SLIME MONSTER!

• Gonzo : Quick! Let's hide in that haunted house! What am I saying?

• Fozzie : I know. How about trying my method?

  Kermit : Gee, I never knew you were afraid of the dark, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : I'm not, because of this.

  [pulls out his teddy bear] 

  Fozzie : He keeps me company at night.

  Gonzo : You sleep with a teddy bear?

  [Gonzo laughs hysterically] 

  Fozzie : Oh, yeah? What's this?

  [Fozzie pulls out Gonzo's toy chick] 

  Gonzo : [takes his chick back]  Give me that! Are you all right, Camilla?

• Gonzo : Hey, Beaker, have you ever tried counting sheep?

  Beaker : [nods]  Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Oh. Well, how about elephants?

  Beaker : Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Squirrels?

  Beaker : Meep meep.

  Gonzo : Kangaroo rats?

  Fozzie : I always count baby ducks hopping over chili dogs into a bowl of tapioca and bumblebees.

  Babies : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Never mind.