- Piggy: Why are you falling asleep, Bunsen? It won't be dark for hours.
- Bunsen: HOURS? I can't wait hours. I haven't slept in 3 days!
- Fozzie: Three days? Why not?
- Bunsen: [points to Beaker] Him! The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Slime Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I!
- [Beaker meeps]
- Bunsen: I'm afraid you're right, Beaker.
- [sighs]
- Bunsen: We'll probably never sleep again.
- Rowlf: Don't give up so fast, Bunsen. A wise old Doberman once told me, "If at first you don't find fleas, scratch, scratch again."
- [Beaker meeps, scratching his head in confusion]
- Skeeter: What's that got to do with Beaker?
- Rowlf: How should I know? I'm just a dog.
- Fozzie: I know. How about trying my method?
- Kermit: Gee, I never knew you were afraid of the dark, Fozzie.
- Fozzie: I'm not, because of this.
- [pulls out his teddy bear]
- Fozzie: He keeps me company at night.
- Gonzo: You sleep with a teddy bear?
- [Gonzo laughs hysterically]
- Fozzie: Oh, yeah? What's this?
- [Fozzie pulls out Gonzo's toy chick]
- Gonzo: [takes his chick back] Give me that! Are you all right, Camilla?
- Gonzo: Hey, Beaker, have you ever tried counting sheep?
- Beaker: [nods] Meep meep.
- Gonzo: Oh. Well, how about elephants?
- Beaker: Meep meep.
- Gonzo: Squirrels?
- Beaker: Meep meep.
- Gonzo: Kangaroo rats?
- Fozzie: I always count baby ducks hopping over chili dogs into a bowl of tapioca and bumblebees.
- Babies: WHAT?
- Fozzie: Never mind.