Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Faster Than a Speeding Weirdo (1989)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• [after Gonzo crashes in the hallway] 

  Nanny : Oh, my! Gonzo, are you all right?

  Gonzo : Sure, Nanny. I think I just broke the world speed record.

  Nanny : In my hallway? Well, you're lucky you didn't break your neck.

• [Gonzo's crash has damaged Camilla] 

  Nanny : Gonzo, you knew this wasn't a safe thing to do, didn't you?

  Gonzo : [crying]  Uh-huh.

  Rowlf : Then why'd you do it, Gonzo?

  Gonzo : 'Cause... 'Cause I wanted to show you guys I-I could be the best at something.

  Fozzie : Uh, well, this is the best wreck I've ever seen.

  All : Fozzie!

• [the other babies decide to help Gonzo clean up his mess] 

  Gonzo : Kermit? Rowlf? Y-You're gonna help me?

  Piggy : Sure, silly. Just because you're loud...

  Scooter : And weird...

  Fozzie : And you act crazy...

  Skeeter : And you drive us all nuts...

  Piggy : AND YOU STOLE MY DOLLY'S HAIR! Ahem... Doesn't mean we can't love you.

• Piggy : [while giving Gonzo safety lessons]  The next part of the lesson has to do with borrowing things, asking permission, and putting them back. Let's practice, okay? Gonzo, come here.

  [Gonzo approaches] 

  Piggy : Now, ask Skeeter if you may borrow her skateboard wheels.

  Gonzo : Really? Uh, Skeeter, may I please borrow your skateboard wheels?

  Skeeter : Okay, but you gotta put'em back on when you're done.

  Gonzo : Gosh, she said okay.

  Piggy : Right. And now since you're done with them, put them back on.

  [Gonzo tries to put the wheels back on the skateboard] 

  Gonzo : Heh heh. Having a little trouble.

  Skeeter : Then you shouldn't have taken it off, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : Sorry.

  Kermit : Uh, Piggy, what does this borrowing stuff have to do with safety?

  Piggy : I'm getting to that part, Kermie. Now, Gonzo, ask me if you can borrow my dolly's hair and bonnet.

  Gonzo : Okay. Piggy, may I borrow your dolly's hair and bonnet?

  Piggy : NO! AND IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY DOLLY AGAIN...

  Doll : Mama.

  Piggy : Quiet! I'll... I'll... IT'S JUST NOT SAFE! GET IT?

  Gonzo : Got it.

  Piggy : Good. See, Kermie? The safety part came at the end.

  Kermit : Sheesh.