- [Gonzo's crash has damaged Camilla]
- Nanny: Gonzo, you knew this wasn't a safe thing to do, didn't you?
- Gonzo: [crying] Uh-huh.
- Rowlf: Then why'd you do it, Gonzo?
- Gonzo: 'Cause... 'Cause I wanted to show you guys I-I could be the best at something.
- Fozzie: Uh, well, this is the best wreck I've ever seen.
- All: Fozzie!
- [the other babies decide to help Gonzo clean up his mess]
- Gonzo: Kermit? Rowlf? Y-You're gonna help me?
- Piggy: Sure, silly. Just because you're loud...
- Scooter: And weird...
- Fozzie: And you act crazy...
- Skeeter: And you drive us all nuts...
- Piggy: AND YOU STOLE MY DOLLY'S HAIR! Ahem... Doesn't mean we can't love you.
- Piggy: [while giving Gonzo safety lessons] The next part of the lesson has to do with borrowing things, asking permission, and putting them back. Let's practice, okay? Gonzo, come here.
- [Gonzo approaches]
- Piggy: Now, ask Skeeter if you may borrow her skateboard wheels.
- Gonzo: Really? Uh, Skeeter, may I please borrow your skateboard wheels?
- Skeeter: Okay, but you gotta put'em back on when you're done.
- Gonzo: Gosh, she said okay.
- Piggy: Right. And now since you're done with them, put them back on.
- [Gonzo tries to put the wheels back on the skateboard]
- Gonzo: Heh heh. Having a little trouble.
- Skeeter: Then you shouldn't have taken it off, Gonzo.
- Gonzo: Sorry.
- Kermit: Uh, Piggy, what does this borrowing stuff have to do with safety?
- Piggy: I'm getting to that part, Kermie. Now, Gonzo, ask me if you can borrow my dolly's hair and bonnet.
- Gonzo: Okay. Piggy, may I borrow your dolly's hair and bonnet?
- Piggy: NO! AND IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY DOLLY AGAIN...
- Doll: Mama.
- Piggy: Quiet! I'll... I'll... IT'S JUST NOT SAFE! GET IT?
- Gonzo: Got it.
- Piggy: Good. See, Kermie? The safety part came at the end.
- Kermit: Sheesh.