Muppet Babies (TV Series)

In Search of the Bronzed Beetle (1990)

Dave Coulier: Animal, Bean Bunny

Quotes 

• [after the steamer trunk falls inside the nursery] 

  Animal : Uh-oh. Trunk go boom!

  [the kids gasps] 

  Nanny : [sighs]  Thank you, Animal.

  Animal : Welcome, Nanny.

• Bean Bunny : You didn't think a bunny could be this cute and play the piano, did ya?

• Waldorf : [about their steamer trunk]  Remember when we lost this thing?

  Statler : No, but if you hum a few bars.

• [after the missing bug's been found] 

  Statler : Heh heh. Well, what do you know. Had this old bug bronzed for bozo's birthday here.

  Bean Bunny : Gee, Nanny always gets us a cake.

  Waldorf : How come you never gave the bug to me?

  Statler : 'Cause we lost the trunk, remember?

  Waldorf : No, but if you hum a few bars.

• Statler : [gives the bug to Waldorf]  Here. Happy birthday, you old codger.

  Waldorf : Well, heck. The kids here spent so much time looking for it, I think they ought to have it.

  Kids : Huh?

  [the kids are hesitant] 

  Waldorf : [gives the bug to Kermit]  Here. Happy birthday, Kermit. Frogs like bugs, don't they? Ha ha ha.

  Kermit : Well... um, I... um...

  [gives the bug to Gonzo] 

  Kermit : Here, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : Huh? Uh... Oh, uh...

  [gives the bug to Rowlf] 

  Gonzo : Here, Rowlf. You haven't done much in this episode.

  Rowlf : Swell.

  [Rowlf looks at Piggy] 

  Piggy : Don't even think about it.

  [everyone walks away, refusing to take the bug] 

  Bean Bunny : I know. Why don't you pretend you're Beetlejuice and eat the bug?

  Rowlf : That's gross.