Muppet Babies (TV Series)

In Search of the Bronzed Beetle (1990)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• Scooter : [about Statler and Waldorf's steamer trunk]  Gosh, this old thing must have been lost forever.

  Piggy : Or longer.

• [the kids are terrified after discovering a bug from a bug collection inside the trunk is missing] 

  Piggy : Well, don't just stand there, Kermie. Go find it.

  Kermit : [gulps]  Um, right. Come on, Scooter.

  Scooter : Huh? W-Why me?

  Skeeter : 'Cause you're the bug expert, silly.

  Scooter : Oh, yeah. B-But I'm only good with ones that don't move.

  [everyone stares at him] 

  Scooter : Okay, okay. I'm going.

• [Gonzo leaves, hoping to find the missing bug before Kermit and impress Piggy] 

  Piggy : Boob.

  Skeeter : Yeah, he'll probably need my help.

  [does backflips as she follows Gonzo] 

  Skeeter : Hiya! Hiya! Ho-yo! Ho ho! Ya!

  Piggy : Oh, brother. Birds of a feather...

  [Skeeter crashes into a bush] 

  Piggy : Flock together.

  Skeeter : Stupid bushes.

• Statler : [gives the bug to Waldorf]  Here. Happy birthday, you old codger.

  Waldorf : Well, heck. The kids here spent so much time looking for it, I think they ought to have it.

  Kids : Huh?

  [the kids are hesitant] 

  Waldorf : [gives the bug to Kermit]  Here. Happy birthday, Kermit. Frogs like bugs, don't they? Ha ha ha.

  Kermit : Well... um, I... um...

  [gives the bug to Gonzo] 

  Kermit : Here, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : Huh? Uh... Oh, uh...

  [gives the bug to Rowlf] 

  Gonzo : Here, Rowlf. You haven't done much in this episode.

  Rowlf : Swell.

  [Rowlf looks at Piggy] 

  Piggy : Don't even think about it.

  [everyone walks away, refusing to take the bug] 

  Bean Bunny : I know. Why don't you pretend you're Beetlejuice and eat the bug?

  Rowlf : That's gross.